What’s Not Entertaining About Knock-Knock Jokes?
Sorry we’re late with today’s comic. Paul had to overcome a few computer-related issues over the past 48 hours. He rallied and worked all night to get the comic done, and I thanked him profusely before firing him.
There is a slight chance that I may be accused of stealing the idea of today’s comic from a good buddy of mine and presenting it through the Woody-vessel. The facts are these:
A few years ago we were in a car at a red light located at the bottom of a small hill. Being men, instead of discussing our “feelings” we honed in on a very attractive college-aged female, wearing a low-cut tank top, leaning way forward on her mountain bike, coming down the hill at a high rate of speed towards us.
My friend made a comment about how really, really, REALLY fun that was to witness, and that it was something he could watch a few dozen more times before even remotely becoming the slightest bit disinterested. I agreed with him. The light turned green and we drove on as our wives sighed loudly at us from the back seat.
So, he and I had seen the exact same thing and had the exact same thought at the exact same time. Does the fact that he vocalized it first mean that I stole his idea? No, it doesn’t. Will he accuse me anyway, yes, he probably will.
Thanks for stopping by this week. Please come back and visit us again next week. And, if possible, bring an attractive friend wearing a tank top. Gender? Surprise me.
– Ben
Thief!!!!!!!
Seriously, I think you need to turn this into a viral youtube video for wah. You can steal that idea too.
Well, that didn’t take nearly as long as I thought it would.
Also wanted to compliment Paul on the artwork. Panels 2 and 3 are exceptionally nice. Great facial expressions. Good job.
@Paul–thanks for the compliment!
Dear Mr. Wood,
(hee hee – I said ‘wood’)
Found your comic on Addanac City. Have read your comic from the beginning. I find it HILARIOUS!! Great comic, great style, great inking, colors, etc. I keep up with about 100 comix a week, and now the count is 101. You are seriously doing an excellent job.
BTW – I know your name isn’t ‘wood’. I just wanted to do that.
@Tracy S I’m glad you’re enjoying it, and thanks for the comment! Hope we see you around more 😀
Hey, you can sign me up for watching those NCSU chicks, too!
Sock puppets. You forgot sock puppets.
NCSU chicks and sock puppets and you got a built-in audience.