Too Bad He Isn’t Hung Like A Centaur
First, I’d like to apologize for the title of this comic. It’s inappropriate, unsuitable and way out of line. What’s done is done, however, so we should just move on and put it behind us.
Second, I think Woody’s justification for his methods is astrologically solid. He’s staying true to his Zodiac-ness, which is hard to do in this day and age. We should probably be grateful that he isn’t a Virgo. I’d hate to think what technique he might have attempted on his nemesis in that scenario. Wait, crap, I just did.