Lopez Tonight Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Lopez Tonight:

Charlie Sheen, last night, went on another rant. He had another webcam show. He was talking about himself. He was saying, “We’re in the middle of genius.” Alright, we might be in the middle of genius, but I think we all know how this is going to end: Dancing with the Stars.

The space shuttle, which is 27 years old, landed today for the final time in Cape Canaveral. NASA’s plan for the Discovery, they say they’re going to roll back to odometer 300 million miles and try to sell it to China.

Lady Gaga said that during Lent she will not wear meat dresses on Friday.

Two men in Minnesota were robbed at gunpoint by strippers they had hired on Craig’s List. One of the dudes that got robbed still said, “Man, I think one of those strippers liked me.”

Jerry O’Connell was the couch guest. He is on the television show The Defenders. The interview was good. Jerry was ridiculously full of energy, which made his stories pretty entertaining. Here’s the first half of the interview:

Between guests Lopez did a segment where he made fun of shows on TLC. It was almost funny. Almost.

Chef Curtis Stone was cooking guest. I love cooking segments, and this one was pretty good:

Lupe Fiasco was the musical guest. He was fine.

Pretty decent show. I give it:

– Woody

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