Tonight Show Highlights

Ah, Conan, I have missed ye. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien:

Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer says they’re reevaluating their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. Which is really ironic, cause in order to schedule a career, a wife and fourteen mistresses, you need a really good watch.

Over the weekend in Washington, D.C. an off-duty police officer pulled a gun in the middle of a snowball fight. And guess what? He won.

Over the weekend in London Amy Winehouse attended a stage version of Cinderella, and at one point she stood up and yelled, “F*** Cinderella.” Yeah, folks, finally someone had the courage to say what we’ve all been thinking all this time.

Paris Hilton has announced she’s changing her catchphrase from “That’s hot” to “That’s huge.” Meanwhile Paris Hiltons’ doctor’s catchphrase is still “That’s herpes.”

Then there was this:

And this:

The desk segment was Twitter Tracker. This is a regular desk segment that I’ve never found very funny, so I’m going to skip it.

Christina Applegate was the first couch guest. She is in the new movie Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. I like Christina and really admire her strength in the face of the adversity she has dealt with so far in life. The interview was pretty decent. Here was the funniest part:

David Gregory was the second couch guest. David is the moderator of NBC’s Meet the Press. The interview was quick but good. David is a pretty likeable guy.

Silversun Pickups was the musical guest. I didn’t think I was going to enjoy them, but they grew on me.

Good show. I give it:

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– Woody

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