Where Most Jokes Go
I dunno. Personally, I thought Woody’s joke was hilarious.
In preparation for the next leg of the world tour I’m practicing all of the stereotypical Texas things that I learned from watching television while growing up in the North. I’m eating two pounds of beef for breakfast, lunch and dinner, wearing a cowboy hat and dusty jeans, chewing an entire pack of tobacco, purchasing a rifle, making unflattering jokes about Democrats and studying up on how Texas can become its own country. We’ll see if all my work pays off.
I was happy to learn this morning that North Carolina is drought-free for the first time in two years. I plan to leave the faucets on all day to celebrate.
It turns out that Conan is going to be Leno’s final guest on the Tonight Show.
Have a good weekend everyone.
– Ben
I like where this strip went rather than where it was going originally. I do miss the part about milk though. Spilled milk and cookies. MMMM.
Sorry, I’m a little behind. My guess is the real reason the Nabisco guy got fired was because he was messing with the competition. The lesson: Don’t screw around with someone else’s brand!