What’s In A Name

“My wife left for China today. It’s just me and the cat for 12 days. I can already feel myself de-evolving.”

That was my original blog post this morning. I kid you not, ten minutes after posting those three sentences my wife called me from the airport to tell me her flight to Chicago was delayed long enough that she would miss her connecting flight to China. Apparently they didn’t have a plane. How can you not have an extra plane or two sitting around in case one breaks down or never shows up?

If someone could tell me where the president of United Airlines is so I can punch him or her in the neck I would appreciate it.

– Ben