The Woody Burger Burglar

Yes, “The Hamburglar” would have made a much better title, but last time I checked I didn’t have the legal mcfund to mcdefend myself in trademark mccourt, if you catch my mcdrift.

I’ve dreamt about the next stage in hamburger evolution for a couple of years now. But what always troubled me was how to keep the fries together. I played around with a ketchup adhesive, but it tasted like glue with red food coloring, which it was. Blech. It took a week to pry my mouth open.

Then, one day not too long ago, I was having breakfast with a guy named Ned. I told him about my hamburger-with-fries-as-the-bun idea, and without blinking he suggested huge waffle fries. It was so simple, yet so brilliant and delicious. I haven’t stopped thinking about it one day becoming a reality.

If anyone out there owns a burger joint and wants to create a Woody Burger please send me an email. This could be huge. In fact, it will be huge. I’m serious.

On an unrelated note, Paul and I created a guest strip for the webcomic Go Get a Roomie! We’re very proud of it, and we greatly appreciate Chloe giving us the opportunity.

Have a great weekend.

– Ben