The Beginning Of A Crappy Day
I had a crappy day yesterday. First, the cable went out in my neighborhood for five hours. I had to do my work sharing the equivalent of a dial-up connection at our local library. Second, I grabbed someone else’s sandwich from the deli counter and took a bite out of it before realizing it wasn’t mine, which made me look and feel like a total jerk. Third, an installer came over in the afternoon and left the front door open for five minutes before I discovered it. After he left I spent two hours looking for my cat. My wife and I tore the house apart and canvassed the neighborhood with no luck. I’m about ready to print lost cat posters when she pops her head out from her brand new hiding spot, an insert atop the kitchen cabinets. Then, to end the day, I lost over $60,000 playing online poker. Sure, it wasn’t real money, but it didn’t do my ego any good.
So, here’s hoping that we, especially me, have a great weekend. Thanks for visiting. Come back and see us next week, and bring a friend.
– Ben
Maybe Woody will take it with a grain of salt.
And some tequila and a lime. 😀
Bad times and cartoonists go hand in hand: after all, without miserable things in life to draw cartoons about you’d be doing “golf strips”.
But anyway, here’s hoping something nice happens to you next week.
YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE’S SANDWICH!
Dick.
Don’t upload it if you don’t want the -entire- universe to see it, sweetheart…
The internet is forever, it never forgets and it never forgives.
@Paul, you bettcha. And then the woman sat in the booth behind him and glared at the back of his head. Later that night “Hey honey, guess what happened to me today, this total dick took a bite out of my sandwich!!!” “Let me at him!”