I Speak From Years Of Experience
Compared to all the problems our world is currently facing, people (or “#@$%^&*!” as I prefer to call them) parking their carts in all sorts of immensely inconvenient ways while grocery shopping seems like such a small thing to be bothered by. Yet it gets under my skin and festers, like an itch that won’t go away because it’s really one of those ancient creature-thingys from The Mummy movie. I have developed blueprints for a small missile launcher that can be attached to the front of the cart. It doesn’t come with a safety switch, so it can be fired in the heat of the moment without a care for consequences. Plus, it has a cup holder. I’ve taken it to a few military contractors, but so far I haven’t heard back from any of them.
I should have an update on my Penelope Pineapple eating progress later today. I gotta pay a few bills first. Stop by this afternoon and see how much progress I’ve made. It’s scary. Delicious, but scary.
– Ben
Update 3:30 PM: The Penelope Pineapple update is up. Scroll down to the bottom of the gummi page to see it.
This strip alone is enough reason for me to add this to the link list on my blog.
I think I shall print out a few copies of this and stick them in those plastic frames on the carts they usually use for adverts, as my own effort to further the cause.
Verily! I miss the days when people did this at your local Piggly Wiggly or Hinky Dinky. Those polite days are gone. So are my local Piggly Wiggly and Hinky Dinky.
What’s funny is I do it the right way cart at the side and still get people griping because “your cart is in front of the shelf I want to look at” It’s kind of a no win situation.