His Costume Would Consist Of Silk And Velour
Here is an exclusive sneak peak of the opening scene of my debut television smash hit: The Smoother.
Secret Smoother Sanctum – Saturday, Sunset
The Smoother relaxes face down on his beanbag sectional. He is receiving a deep tissue back rub from a licensed massage therapist. Jazz music streaming from the internet plays from his laptop on the coffee table. A glass of bourbon and a small scented candle are also on the table. His cell phone rings.
Smoother (answering the phone): Smoother.
Police Captain: Smoother, two doctors in the city hospital cafeteria are debating Obama’s health care bill. Witnesses say the discussion is heating up. We suspect one of them may have a scalpel in his coat pocket. It’s a delicate situation. One of the doctors is scheduled to perform surgery within the hour. For the love of all that is good will you save us?
Smoother: The Smoother is on his way to save the day.
The Smoother hangs up the phone and rises from the couch. He takes a sip of bourbon and then kisses the massage therapist lightly on the cheek. He grabs his six month-old kitten sidekick, Whiskers, who was sleeping on the windowsill. They jump on The Smoother Segway and zoom off into the treacherous evening to smooth out yet another conflict.
– Ben
Wow! This is my first trip here, but this sounds like my kinda comic! Nice work all-around.
The words I had to type for this message to be accepted were im dissing. It upset me so — since my comment was going to be positive — that I forgot what I was going to say.
Thanks for stopping by George. We’re glad you like our comic and hope you come back often.
nice touch with the hand cuffs
I try to work pink fuzzy handcuffs into all my stuff…
Bean bag sectional, The Smoother Segway. Classic.
GREAT comic. Savage chickens sent me here this morning, and I’ve been catching up from the beginning. Hope the rest of yours are as good as they have been.
Welcome aboard Joshua. We’re glad you’re here. There are refreshments on the table is you want something to drink.
Call me impressionable, but a bourbon sounds awfully good all of a sudden.