Existential Update

There is some behind-the-scenes irony with today’s strip, but we won’t get into that right now.

If creating beautifully-drawn, action-packed, mind-bending, guest-defying and wonderfully-written strips wasn’t enough, Paul and I are also preparing for our first convention. That’s right folks; Woody After Hours will join fellow TNP Press members at booth 1006 on March 13th and 14th in Seattle, Washington for:

We’re going to have eight hours of non-stop fireworks*, cash prizes of $1,000 for everyone who even remotely passes by our booth and acknowledges our existence**, prints of our strips hand-carved into blocks of Unobtanium***, an open bar with no age restrictions****, iPhones for only $9.99 with a free two year AT&T calling and unlimited data plan***** and a talking cat******. So, please, if you have a minute, stop by and see us.

Have a great weekend everyone.

– Ben

* If the building manager is serious about enforcing the fire code then this idea may fizzle out.
** I’m really optimistic that I picked the right numbers for the lottery this weekend; if not then the cash prizes will be in Pesos, or possibly even twigs.
*** The latest update from Pandora suggests that the resources needed for this plan may be unobtainable.
**** There is a small chance that our liquor license will not be approved in time, in which case we will be prohibited from doing this.
***** We’re working diligently with Apple and AT&T on this, but if they decide not to partner with us then this offer will be called off.
****** I’m not going to even bother making up a reason why we won’t have a talking cat there.