on April 5, 2010 at 12:00 am
Cyclical Being
I spent most of the weekend blowing my nose and rubbing my eyes. No, I didn’t go back to snorting lines of pepper off the thighs of Irish grandmothers. I was suffering from springtime allergies.
I don’t understand the point of allergies. I understand what they are, but I don’t see why they are a necessary part of our existence. It seems to me that we as a species would do just as well, if not better, if we weren’t allergic to things. In other words, why can’t we all just get along?
Gotta go, my shipment of pepper just arrived.
– Ben
It’s simple, folks like you have allergies so those of us with working respiratory systems can feel just that much more superior.
That almost makes sense to me. Almost.
Allergies are your body’s way of saying that you shouldn’t be living where you are living.
He’ll grow on him sorta like moss on Swamp Thing. 😀
@George, or like a fungus. or kudzu. Can’t get rid of it.
Allergies are supposed to be vestigial anti-poison systems. As we ate fewer random foods, they just went haywire. So i’m assuming the best cure for allergies is increased leniency with the five second rule. and eating random plants.