on June 30, 2010 at 12:00 am
Crowbar VS Crowbar
We are not advocating that you should have a crowbar available the next time you think you may be involved in a hockey fight. They’re heavy and unwieldy. Plus, you can’t exactly have it on you the second you actually need it, which means you have to go and get it. By the time you return everyone else has gone back to playing without you. In the end you’re standing on the edge of the rink with a crowbar in your hand looking like a jerk. Then your wife finds out and leaves you for a guy who can actually win a hockey fight with his bare hands. Trust me, I know all of this from experience.
Instead, you could have Crowbar available. That would be the better way to go.
– Ben
Discussion (4) ¬
I think Woody’s about to find out that a Crowbar has no effect on Crowbar Benson, but it will be hard to remove once Crowbar is done using it back on him. Good Luck Woody, if you don’t pass out before you make that final blow.
I think Crowbar is immune to everything. He does have two young boys after all. 😀
It’s great that you took a classic bit and made it relevant to today’s beer drinking crowbar wielding hockey lovers.