Crowbar VS Crowbar
We are not advocating that you should have a crowbar available the next time you think you may be involved in a hockey fight. They’re heavy and unwieldy. Plus, you can’t exactly have it on you the second you actually need it, which means you have to go and get it. By the time you return everyone else has gone back to playing without you. In the end you’re standing on the edge of the rink with a crowbar in your hand looking like a jerk. Then your wife finds out and leaves you for a guy who can actually win a hockey fight with his bare hands. Trust me, I know all of this from experience.
Instead, you could have Crowbar available. That would be the better way to go.