on September 24, 2012
at 12:01 am
Business Jargon
I’ve never been a fan of using multiple big words to get your point across in order to feel justified, necessary and superior. It just seems like a waste of everyone’s time. Also, I don’t know what half of those big words mean, and I can’t spell 90% of them.
- Ben
“Never use a large word when a diminutive one will suffice.” -Mark Twain
Wise indeed.
If I recall, sometime in the ’90s the guy who writes Dilbert (sorry, forgot his name) proved to the world that statements like these do not actually mean anything. The big words make it sound like it should mean something, but it really doesn’t.
Scott Adams, yeah. I remember reading about that too.
What is this ROI that people seem so eager to have? Is it some sort of pagan god? A new drug? The next dance crave after Gangnam Style? Remember,
Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style
A girl who is warm and humanle during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that
I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
Sigh. Thanks for that Dollar.
I tried putting this into a google translator. The computer I was on burst into flames. Luckily, it wasn’t mine.
It means if I throw enough verbal crap at you, some will stick and you’ll run away to get out from under it!