by Ben on May 5, 2010 at 12:00 am

Big Screen Education

We all have at least five things that we excel at doing. Some people label them as “gifts”, some people call them “skills” and still others, like vampires and Paris Hilton, believe them to be “curses.”

I’m not sure how I’d categorize my five things, all I know is that I’m stuck with them and I appear unable to replace them with new ones. I thought I’d share with you my five things. When I am called upon to do them I seem to get in a zone and really do them right. They’re in no particular order:

Crossing the street
Leering
Drinking diet cola
Cracking myself up
Making a bowl of cereal

– Ben

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