Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan.
Hunger Games is, of course, a movie about attractive teenagers who are forced to fight each other to the death. Basically, it was everything you were hoping for the first time you watched Saved By The Bell.
The Hunger Games had the third biggest opening in movie history. Yeah, show business experts predict this will be the biggest opening until Snooki goes into labor.
Over the weekend a woman broke into Simon Cowell’s home, and he found her in his bathroom holding a brick. That happened. Simon approached the woman cautiously and told her, “Paula, put down the brick.”
The desk segment was Fan Corrections. As always, it was a lot of fun to watch:
Kristin Chenoweth was the first couch guest. She stars in the show GCB. The interview was very entertaining. Kristin was terrific, and Conan and Andy were hilarious. There was so much energy and chemistry the entire time. I wish I had the entire segment in one clip, but the Conan people broke it up weird for some reason. Here’s about 90% of it:
Liam Hemsworth was the second couch guest. He’s in the film The Hunger Games. The interview was good, but very mellow compared to the previous one. Liam was cool and told some interesting stories. Here’s a clip:
Moshe Kasher was the stand-up guest. He was ok, but overall I didn’t find him that funny.
Good show, I give it: