Late Night Highlights

Long day. Late update. Let’s move quickly. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

Airport officials in Beirut confiscated a necklace from Snoop Dogg over the weekend because it had bullets on it. Snoop was like, “Really? That’s all you’re gonna confiscate?”

A couple in Sweden have decided to name their son the letter “Q.” Meanwhile, the son calls his parents “F” and “U.” They named their son Q because that was their favorite character from Star Trek. The kid is expected to live long and suffer.

Kristen Wiig was the first couch guest. Kristen is on SNL and also in the new movie Whip It. She’s funny. The interview was fine.

David Wells was the second couch guest. David was a MLB pitcher for 21 years. He’s cool. The interview was good.

Christopher Cross was the musical guest. This was easily the best part of the show:

Overall I give it:

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– Woody

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