on November 28, 2011 at 11:13 am
Meating Of The Minds
The Dagwoody is pretty simple to make if you want to give it a shot. You basically stack a loaf of french toast, a pound of deli ham, a package of cooked bacon and a package of cooked sausage links. Top with a half stick of butter and serve with a side of syrup. Yummy.
It’s Cyber Monday here in the land where I live. Stuff be cheap. What a great day to order a copy of our book, you know, with all the money you’re saving:
– Ben
DagWoody looks like a great breakfast for 8, family style – everyone grab a fork!
For 8? Nah, for 2 at the most.
Only a HALF stick of butter? That just doesn’t sound like enough for the whole sandwich. I didn’t realize you had started a new diet.
Shut your butter hole!
One of my favorite things to do is replace the word “meet” with the word “meat.” GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
You can’t just order me out. The contract states that you have to give me 30 days notice. I’ve got to hire movers and find a new head to live in.
Also, I’ve left your head clean, so I want my deposit back.
Fine. I won’t kick you out before Christmas. But I’m keeping half the deposit, because the cat smell won’t go away.
* Hides cat *
What cat?
* Sprays stuff *
And I don’t smell anything.
How odd. I replace “teem” with “team”
Now my head smells like cat AND Woolite!