A Striking Combination
The sizzling foreigner stealing all our women is Paul Girard. He is the twenty-first member of the elite Cameo in a WAH Comic club. Paul is a student at the prestigious Queen’s University. He doesn’t really have a sister, but everything else in today’s comic is true, including his ability to recognize if syrup contains maple.
If you think about it long enough, being half-Canadian and half-Colombian is like winning the cultural lottery. It’s the politeness and positive attitude of the North and the fiery spirit of the South all rolled up into one dude. I’m willing to bet if he put that on his resume he’d get hired wherever he wants without needing a formal interview. Or, at most, the interview would be casual and be, like, three easy questions.
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Thanks for hanging out with us for another week. Have a great weekend.
– Ben
Funny, funny, funny
But if you think about it – that just makes HER more awesome and unattainable, because being his sister means she is probably ALSO all of those things.
Timmy’s best plan – wait till summer and offer to watch World Cup with her. Start with a low, unimportant round, not the final.
I can totes recognize syrup if it contains maple – and even if it’s pure or not. Such is the Canadian way, a legacy passed down by our forefathers…