Monologue Highlights

I’m not going to get around to posting an entire late-night show review. The next best thing would be to share some of my favorite monologue jokes from a few of the usual suspects, so let’s do that:

Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

The good news is it was in the 70’s and 80’s today. The bad news is that was also Tiger Woods’ golf score.

The number of Americans receiving food stamps has risen to a record 40.8 million. And experts say without this assistance many Americans would find obesity out of reach.

A man in San Antonio Texas has been arrested for taking upskirt photos of women shopping at Wal-Mart. You ever heard of that? Somebody in a skirt shopping at Wal-Mart?

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

A new study found that Americans are becoming more honest about what they weigh. I guess people are starting to figure out that we can see them.

The Statue of Liberty is closing for nine months next year to install a second staircase. But between you and me, I heard boob job.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

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– Woody

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