Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights
Hey I’m back. Let’s get right back into it. Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Tiger is returning to the tour at the Masters on April 8th. You hate to ever count Tiger out because he’s an incredible player, but I don’t see how he could win. Not only is he out of practice, as part of his therapy he’s agreed to only play one hole over and over again.
President Obama won what he called one of the great legislative victories of the last fifty years last night. He won health care reform approval to extend coverage to millions of uninsured Americans, or, as the Republicans are calling it, Armageddon.
Demi Lovato was the first couch guest. She stars on the Disney Channel show called Sonny with a Chance. She’s also a signer and is dating a Jonas Brother. Apparently she does more in a day then I do in a month. Overall the interview was good. Demi was fun and a good sport in light of Jimmy’s teasing questions:
Tom Bergeron was the second couch guest. He is the host of Dancing with the Stars. I don’t watch DWTS, as the cool kids call it, but I did enjoy Tom and the interview. For me the best part was his story about calling the Stooges when he was a kid:
All American Rejects were the musical guest. I’m a AAR fan, and thought they gave a good performance. I just wish they had played something more recent.
Good show. I give it:
– Woody
