Greetings from Lexington, KY. The WAH World Tour 2009 is moving right along. I don’t have any pictures to post yet, but I can assure you that I’ve made quite an impression on at least two people. At least.
It’s still kinda early in the day and I have already celebrated three momentous occasions. Allow me to share them with you:
First, when I woke up this morning I discovered, surprisingly, that the prostitute that I had picked up last night was not, in fact, dead.
Second, the car I had set on fire was not last night was not, in fact, mine.
Third, I received an email this morning stating that someone had purchased a Woody After Hours t-shirt.
I look forward to what the afternoon will bring.