Welcome To Licktenstein

I happen to live with a cat. Sometimes, after she’s done cleaning herself, she has excess cleaning fluid that she doesn’t want to go to waste. Since my wife and I are the only other animals within the same space, I am the principle recipient of said leftover cat-goo. My fingers typically get the majority of it, which is good cause they are usually pretty dirty. But sometime, my nose will get the brunt of the cat tongue. It’s funny for the first lick or two, but by the tenth or twelfth it burns like a mo-fo.

Now that you know this information, do you find me more or less desirable? Be honest.

– Ben