on December 21, 2011
at 12:01 am
Welcome To Licktenstein
I happen to live with a cat. Sometimes, after she’s done cleaning herself, she has excess cleaning fluid that she doesn’t want to go to waste. Since my wife and I are the only other animals within the same space, I am the principle recipient of said leftover cat-goo. My fingers typically get the majority of it, which is good cause they are usually pretty dirty. But sometime, my nose will get the brunt of the cat tongue. It’s funny for the first lick or two, but by the tenth or twelfth it burns like a mo-fo.
Now that you know this information, do you find me more or less desirable? Be honest.
- Ben
+2 attractiveness for being reasonably friendly towards animals.
-2 attractiveness for sharing too much.
Final verdict: This activity has had o effect on your attractiveness.
Ha! I’ll take it.
This is the kind of information that cat people love and non-cat people find ridiculous and stupid.
I’m a cat-people, so it’s cool. I’m not “my cat has her own facebook page” crazy…
Wanna freak out your cat? Lick it back.
(not for the faint of heart).
I have not the guts to follow through on that.
lol I have a cat that finds my underarm deodorant unclean. He will sit there and lick my arm pit for a good 20 minutes then shift to the other side of my body and get to work on the other. sometimes I fall asleep to this and wake up with fery tender armpits LMAO!!
I…cannot top that story. Congrats, you win.
I CAN top that story, but for the sake of everyone’s tender ears I choose not to share the horrors my dog puts me through. >>