The Departed

I tell you what; Woody has never been good with audience members. I guess it’s a good thing there aren’t too many of them.

Hey, speaking of a needing an audience, did you know that you receive a reward for every person you convince to give our comic a read-through? That’s right. You get our eternal gratitude. What can you do with that gratitude? Well, I’m sure yet. I guess we’re still working on that part. However, someday it may be valuable, and experts say that you should think long-term. So start building that eternal gratitude now, before it’s too late.

– Ben