Sweet Little Lies

John is a good guy. Isabel asked him not to let Woody discover the main ingredient in sweetbread, and he’s doing his best to make everything go as smooth as possible. That’s gotta be difficult when you’re stuck between a member of the living dead and a guy in a pink apron.

I believe this is the perfect time to recite an old Irish saying that my mother use to tell me when I was younger, “Tis ain’t easy having a beard in a world of zombies and talk shows.” No I didn’t just pull that out of my butt, look it up if you don’t believe me.

When you’re done confirming that I’ve told you the truth, head over to Zombie Roomie and check out Mr. Wigger’s latest comic. After that you’re free to take the rest of the year off. You deserve it.

– Ben