Suspicious Coincidence

Today marks the 100th day that my wife and I have been in search of new lamps for our bedroom. I wish I was kidding. Apparently there are no less than seven hundred thousand bedroom lamps in existence. We’ve looked at thirty-eight thousand of them so far and have yet to find the perfect one. If you do the math you’ll discover that we’ve got a few years left to go. Had I known that this task would become a never-ending hell I never would have agreed to having a bedroom.

– Ben