Smashed Wishes And Hungover Dreams
We apologize for the late comic today. Paul has been dealing with a lot of stuff this week. Specifically:
1. Annette Bening didn’t win the Best Actress Oscar
2. The whole Charlie Sheen debacle (he’s a huge Two and a Half Men fan, FYI)
3. The new iPad still doesn’t have a @#$%^& USB port
4. Continental Airlines is no longer offering free pretzels on their flights
5. And then to top it all off, he invested all of his money into a NASA satellite that is now at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
Hopefully next week will be better.
Have a great weekend everyone.