Scandalous!

I’d always thought of Connecticut as a good place, despite not having spent much time there during my existence. If a gang of hoodlums cornered me in a dark alley and forced me at knifepoint to tell them whether or not I was pro-Connecticut, I would definitely respond that I thought Connecticut was cool.

But now, I’m not as big of a fan of the state of Connecticut as I used to be. If that same gang asked me, my response would not be so positive. Why? Because yesterday I drove through Connecticut, where I was very disturbed to learn that they still believe in the 55mph highway speed limit. I’m not going to lie, suffering occurred.

Have a great weekend.

– Ben