Pick Up And Drop Off
I think motorcycles are cool. To me, they radiate a level of style and power like nothing else save a cruise ship. I’m not talking about your average run-of-the-mill cruise ship either. I’m talking about one that has two completely separate roller coasters on top. When I see someone riding a motorcycle I think to myself, “Now there’s a person who puts his or her hand up life’s ass like a puppet and tells it what to do and what to say.”
Despite my desire to stick my hand into certain life regions, I would never own a motorcycle myself. I just don’t have the courage. Machines of this nature require a level of self-awareness that I have yet to master. Coincidentally, that’s the same reason why I don’t own a blender and gave up my leaf blower.