Today is the six-year anniversary of this web comic. It was six years ago on this very day that Paul and I introduced Woody After Hours to the world with this groundbreaking strip.
According to the interwebz, this anniversary is about ideas and symbols, and has traditionally been celebrated with candy or iron. So, my suggestion would be to buy some candy that’s high in iron, eat half of it and send me the rest. That seems fair.
Or, if you’re a more modern person, you can celebrate with a gift of wood. That actually seems more appropriate based on the subject matter of the comic being honored. Plus, there’s wood everywhere, and it’s pretty cheap. Don’t send me any, though. Send your wood to Paul. I only accept candy.