NC-17 Cosplay

Finish this sentence for me: If James Cameron and Quentin Tarantino made a movie together…

We have a new shirt in our store. It combines my college degree with my current profession. I’m not really sure if I should laugh or cry about that fact.

Anything You Say Or Do t-shirt

There will be a new comic tomorrow. What? I can’t hear you, it’s very loud in here. What? Oh, you want me to repeat what I said? There will be a new comic tomorrow. Yes. A new comic. Yes, on a Tuesday. I know it’s different. Maybe we should go somewhere quieter. What? Oh, you’re waiting for someone? Well, I should probably get going then. It was nice to meet you.

– Ben