Have a great weekend everyone.
Ok I guess I have to stop doing that.
I thought they looked familiar!
Hilarious. I once worked at a place where we seriously stopped work for an hour to have a meeting about “The Booger Wall.”
I thought everyone knew that if you’re going to put it on furniture, it goes underneath.
I thought you only put gum under furniture.
This is fantastic. There just isn’t enough Booger instructionals out there.
If we do only one thing in this life time, it will be spreading information on booger etiquette.
This is a very one-sided perspective. OK. I am standing at the urinal, completing my business. A personal grooming step associated with the schnoz is required and completed. Now what? A flick is attempted, but it fails. As does a second flip. Now smearing is the only available option. Until the military-industrial-mensroom complex provides us with urinal-based smear tissue dispensers, I see no alternative but to smear the wall.
You can’t rely on the military for all of your personal grooming steps.
The extra flick attempts are worth the effort, in my book.
Hahahaha! I’ve seen this even in the ladies’ room.
In panel 7, shouldn’t the line be, “It’s snot.”?
Seriously, if you have to perform nostril maintenance, do it separately from emptying your bladder. Take your leak, then move to a stall with paper to complete your mining expeditions. If you can’t take the time to attend to each of these activities individually, I hope you eventually get confused and smear boogers on your dick.
I still vote for flicking. It’s kind of a surprise-ish, hide-and-seek-ish way to discover one’s converted (hardened) plunder at a later time. Kind of like a bank offering interest-ish.
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