It’s In The Photograph Of Love

This past Saturday I returned to Ohio after a week in Arizona. Without stopping at home first I drove down to Kentucky to attend a party. What can I say, I’m hardcore. That’s how I roll.

Anyhoo, it was a Christmas party in which gifts were exchanged via the Dirty Santa game. I ended up picking a Forever Lazy. You may be shocked to learn that no one tried to steal it from me. You may also be shocked to learn that the gift I brought was passed around by 95% of the participants because they couldn’t wait to trade it for something, anything, better.

After the game was over, someone, who was not me, thought it would be a good idea for me to model the Forever Lazy. So I did. There are three photos that summarize what happened next. I must warn you that the first picture is PG-13, the second picture is R and the third picture is definitely NC-17. So view them at your own risk, and, if necessary, with an adult:

The photos were taken by my most excellent buddy Paul. Everyone else just stood around and threw up.

Believe it or not, very little alcohol was involved in this.

– Ben