Communal Relationship
If I ever owned a building that contained a public restroom none of the toilets would have seats. Instead, anyone who wanted to spend time in a bathroom stall would be required to sign out a seat using a refundable deposit (pun unintentional).
The seat would securely snap into place on the toilet you are planning to use, allowing you to comfortably do your business without fear of the seat slipping off. Then, after you’re finished, simply detach your seat using the handles on the side and place it on the conveyer belt. Once the seat is scanned in you will receive your deposit back.
The seat would then be cleaned and disinfected much like a car going through a car wash. It would come out the other end and be made available for the next person. This way, your seat is always fresh for your sensitive little bottom to sit on.
There would be scented seats, seats that include wifi, and extra-cushiony seats for a small, non-refundable fee.
Advertising space for your company and/or product would be made available on each seat as well. I’m looking at you, personal injury lawyers and movie producers.
– Ben
Is it possible to submit stuff for public service announcements?
That would be great. If it meets our high standard of toilet improvement or other clear public benefit, we will use it.
Okay, so would I just email it or just post in a comment?
Either way. If you want to email me there is an email link underneath the bottom right-hand corner of the comic.
If push comes right down to shove, it’s also OK to relieve yourself in the sink. It may be a little gross and I’m sure you’re gonna get the stink-eye from some of the other occupants of the rest room, but whatthehelll — when you gotta go, you gotta go!
I think the seats slipping off the toilet is a national disgrace and a possible case of hidden terrorism. It’s a very common problem and has the real potential of crushing the testicles of some of the country’s greatest leaders.
I don’t know about on the seats, but I’ve been to a few places that have ads above the urinals.
That’s what I call a privacy invasion!
That’s a common feature of public toilets in the UK, especially motorway service stations. A few years ago the ads seemed to be for vehicle tracking systems; now they all seem to be for personal injury lawyers or erectile dysfunction medication…
Be like Dad, not like Sis;
Raise the seat BEFORE you piss.
as a janitor who cleans toilets daily, I find these strips to be quite refreshing ^^