You know you’re not batting a thousand when you make a bad first impression on a zombie. I mean, really, how many webcomic characters can claim that accomplishment?

Hey, Christmas is less than 24 hours away. After you open your presents and stuff your face with food, I suggest sitting down with your family in front of the fireplace and reading Zombie Roomie.

“But Ben,” you ask me in my brain, “what should I do if I don’t celebrate Christmas?” That’s easy, skip over the part where I talk about presents, go straight to the eating (cause it’s fun) and then finish strong with Zombie Roomie.

And that, my friends, is why I get paid the big bucks*.

– Ben

*Big bucks not included.