on September 28, 2012
at 12:01 am
Brand Revitalization
I’m surprised that as a species we have not evolved past the need for bathtubs. In my opinion we should all be using standup showers by now. Our local, state and federal representatives should be submitting bills and passing laws calling for the immediate removal of bathtubs and installation of standup showers. We should be teaching our young at home, in school and in our religious institutions to cleanse ourselves in this way. I believe that the betterment of personkind will only begin after we unite as a nation and use standup showers.
Have a great weekend.
- Ben
If we do that then that means no bubble baths. And if there are no bubble baths, what will we do with our significant others?
Hee hee hee.
You are absolutely right. I’d suggest that you start working on a standup bubble bath contraption thingy. It could make you a millionaire. You’re welcome.
Hollywood needs to stop promulgating the utterly absurd myth that there is any way to make the process of cleaning oneself and one’s significant other romantic.
If you don’t think the process of cleaning oneself and one’s significant other is romantic then you’re not doing it with the right actresses.