Brand Revitalization

I’m surprised that as a species we have not evolved past the need for bathtubs. In my opinion we should all be using standup showers by now. Our local, state and federal representatives should be submitting bills and passing laws calling for the immediate removal of bathtubs and installation of standup showers. We should be teaching our young at home, in school and in our religious institutions to cleanse ourselves in this way. I believe that the betterment of personkind will only begin after we unite as a nation and use standup showers.

Have a great weekend.

– Ben