Battlefield Of The Mind
One fine morning a samurai came to a bridge. As he was about to cross he noticed his path blocked by another samurai on the other side also about to cross.
The samurai said, “The way, honored sir, is wide enough only for one. It is only fitting that the lesser man step aside to let the better one pass.”
“Agreed, my friend. If you would be so kind as to do so I shall be on my way,” the other samurai replied.
“It appears we have a difference of opinion…”
“…That only our blades can settle.”
And as one, with blinding speed, two gleaming katanas leapt from their lacquered scabbards.
For one minute the men stood poised, their eyes locked.
And then, they sheathed their steel, bowed, and went their separate ways, never to cross paths again.
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Yeah, that’s RIGHT refrigerator ninja. YOU WALK AWAY. Punk.
You tell ‘em Luke!
Pretty impressive moves for a gal in a skirt.
Yeah, she’s pretty talented.
Channeling a scene from one of my favorite movies, Hero, starring Jet Li. See the trailer at http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4007526681/
Actually, I was channeling from a story in a comic book I read while growing up. But I remember that scene well.
Dammit! Does this mean that RfN doesn’t get his own 2-hour special???
Fraid not. Maybe if he improves his fighting skills he can get a Valentine’s Day special.
Well, I did find myself thinking, “Dammit, RfN, close the f-ing distance and take her down, then finish the fight on the ground!”
RfN needs to learn some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, in other words.
Refrigerator Ninja knows what he needs to know. What he doesn’t know is not worth knowing. He is ninja! You do not question him. He questions you, after popping out of your refrigerator and scaring you half to death.