Artistic License
My wife and I spent the weekend in Chicago. She had meetings and I had family. Productivity and fun times occurred. Most importantly, Chicago-style pizza was consumed.
I don’t take sides in many issues. During my years on this planet I’ve learned that neither side is “right.” Also, I’m not a huge fan of arguing. I think that time could be better spent looking at porn.
I do, however, take a strong stand on the issue of whether or not Chicago-style pizza is better or not better than New York-style pizza. I’ve done a lot of research in this area, as can be seen by my waistline, and I’ve listened carefully to the opinions of scholars and idiots alike.
My conclusion can be summarized in three very simple and clear points:
Point #1: Chicago-style pizza is right.
Point #2: New York-style pizza is wrong.
Point #3: Don’t argue with me, I’m looking at porn.
- Ben







Yes yes yes!
Chicago style! Deep dish! The deeper the better!
TWSS.
Artists. What do they know? They’re just as bad as writers.
Are you saying writers aren’t artists? That’s deep dude, deeeeeep.
On another subject – late night talk shows. Am I the only viewer bothered by the idea of 1 person or 1 musical guest appearing on all the shows in the same week? And/or playing the same song on all the shows he/she appears on?
Last week Ringo Starr was on both Conan and Craig. Played the same song on both. Sure, this is Ringo f*****n Starr, he can do whatever tf he wants. But the Foo Fighters did the same thing at the end of last year. And it just bugs the crap outta me. Don’t you have a whole album coming out?
I agree. It would be nice if they played different songs on different appearances.
Is there a plan to have musical guests in future WAH shows?
I was actually responding to DuckAmuck’s comment, but for some reason it is showing up a it’s own comment.
Anyhoo, if there’s a comic out there about musicians, maybe they can be guests on the show.