Another False-Positive On The Gaydar
When today’s comic first went up I posted in this space that I didn’t really have anything funny, profound or the least bit interesting to say.
That was true for many hours. Then, without warning, I received an email from someone named MJ. MJ was kind enough to ask me two “quirky” and “totally random” questions in hopes that I would answer them here, and thus have something funny, profound or the least bit interesting to say. Here, now, are MJ’s questions and my answers:
MJ: What is your shoe size?
Ben: Typically I am a 9 wide. Sometimes I find shoes that are comfortable at 8 and 1/2. Sometimes I have to go up to 9 and 1/2. But 9’s usually work pretty well.
MJ: Are your feet ticklish?
Ben: Yes, annoyingly so. Please don’t attempt to tickle them. It will annoy me.
So there you have it folks. Today’s interesting blog post was brought to you by the letters M and J.
– Ben
Discussion (10) ¬
Oh so that’s why all those girls threw up when they saw my with my shirt off. It all makes sense now.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m sure they didn’t all throw-up. Some of them probably only dry-heaved.
MJ I know you were ousted from a long running stint in a print comic, but – you should get the editors to make one specifically for you now instead of jumping into other comics online.
Btw, Peter’s looking for you.
There is always, always, room for a Spider-Man joke here at WAH.
We also accept Batman humor.
When Gwen died, Ben cried. I assured him that Gwen wasn’t dead, that they never kill the hero’s girlfriend in the comics, and that she would come back through some miraculous reincarnation. We never heard from Gwen again.
Just wait until Isabel see’s that Tribble John has parked in the middle of his chest, she’ll find you a bit less disgusting after that for sure.
John and Isabel have barely spoken to each other… it’s still far too early to be talking nekkid times for them.
I think so too, that she is a lesbian.