Also-Rub

Happy Veteran’s Day.

A few alert WAH readers have been kind enough to inform me of the existence of the 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python.

From their website:

Tipping the scales at nearly 27 pounds, this huge candy snake packs over 36,000 calories into its nearly 8-foot-long frame.

Both flavors are currently sold out, which is impressive considering they cost $150.

Some of the same people who notified me of Party Python have also indicated that they would like to see me eat one, since I have a documented history of consuming large gummy shapes such as bears and worms.

Much like when I blogged about the temptation to eat the 27-pound gummy bear, I just don’t have what it takes to get back in the Thunderdome to do battle in a post-apocalyptic world where Tina Turner runs a city.

But, maybe I can bring one to a convention one day and other people could help me eat it. Hmmmm…..

– Ben