Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes and bits from last night’s Conan:

This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day as the marijuana holiday 4/20. Which means, no matter what your religion, this Sunday you’re probably going to see a giant bunny.

Analysts say that the key voting block that Democrats have to reach this year is unmarried women. Yeah, when Bill Clinton was told, he said, “I am on it, man!”

Some experts claim that watching porn is bad for your sex life. Those experts are called “wives.”

The comedy segment bit was “Things That Have Never, Ever Been Said.” It was mediocre and not worth spending your time on.

Marlon Wayans was the first couch guest. He stars in the new film A Haunted House 2. The interview was ok. Marlon was friendly, energetic and told an interesting story or two. The issue I had, and have had for a while, is that I just don’t find the guy very funny. He’s nice, and he has talent, but no matter how many times I see him perform, his style of comedy does nothing for me. There was one stretch of the interview that I liked enough to recommend watching, but, sadly, it’s the only part that wasn’t turned into a clip.

Nick Thune was the second couch guest. He is a comedian. The interview was fine. Nick was nice, amusing and told an entertaining story. It really wasn’t much of an interview, as almost the entire thing was one long story full of stand-up material. That said, I did enjoy it and think it’s worth checking out if you have time:

Bastille was the musical guest. They were great:

Decent show. I give it:

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– Woody

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