Tonight Show Highlights
Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno:
Here’s some wonderful news: Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck says Los Angeles is the safest it’s been since 1949…unless you live next door to Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is accused of throwing eggs at his neighbor’s house. And he could be in big trouble; the D.A. wants to try him as an adult.
Speaking of laying an egg, the Lakers lost again last night. They’ve lost eleven of the last twelve games. They lost to the Cavaliers. That’s like losing a foot race to Chris Christie.
A man born with two functioning penises answered questions on the website Reddit. He answered the questions very intelligently. Well sure, that’s cause he has twice the brain power of most guys.
The comedy segment bit was “Best of Winnovations”. I had never seen this bit before, so I’m glad I had a chance to see the hilarious highlights now:
Vanessa Hudgens was the first couch guest. She stars in the upcoming film Gimme Shelter. The interview was mediocre. Vanessa was pleasant and energetic, but her stories were boring and she did a terrible job telling them. I wanted to enjoy the interview more, as Vanessa was fun and sincere, but I just couldn’t get past how lame everything that came out of her mouth was.
Mark Cuban was the second couch guest. He is the owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks. The interview was fine. Mark was his typical outspoken, candid and opinionated self. I think I would have enjoyed the segment more if Jay had spent the majority of it asking Mark questions about the basketball season. Instead, almost the entire interview was spent on A-rod and Mark’s other ventures, and those just weren’t as interesting.
Foreigner was the musical guest. I’m honestly not sure why they were on.
An ok show. I give it: