Late Night Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

Everyone’s still pretty upset about this Obamacare website. It’s got all these glitches and nobody’s signing up. They’re so desperate to turn this thing around that the Department of Health and Human Services emailed 275,000 Americans encouraging them to give the Obamacare website another try. Then they said, “But one at a time.”

Very important news here guys. The FDA is now warning men to be on the lookout for fake male enhancement medicines. Not only do they not work, but they could actually be dangerous. Which brings up a lot of questions, starting with: “How dangerous?”

Facebook is coming out with some new stuff trying to keep people interested in Facebook. One thing they’ve come up with is this new tool that will make it easier for celebrities to chat with their fans. They have a name for it too: Twitter.

The comedy segment bit was “Wax On Wax Off”. It was gut-wrenchingly hilarious:

Ice-T was the only couch guest. He is one of the stars of Law & Order: SVU. The interview was good. Ice-T was open, sincere and told some interesting stories. He definitely hasn’t been a model citizen all his life, but it was cool to hear about some of the positive influences had had growing up, as well as his feelings about the show he’s on. Here’s the interview:


After the break they tried out the new Sony PS4 which debuts tomorrow. I have to admit it was pretty darn sweet:

Thomas Rhett was the musical guest. He gave a nice performance.

An almost flawless show. I give it:


– Woody

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