Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:

The Obamacare website is still having problem. The Obamacare website announced it will not be accessible at night due to maintenance. It will also not be accessible during the day due to it sucking.

On Sunday the New York City Marathon was won in both the men and women’s division by Kenyans. However, coming in a close second…some other Kenyans.

Researchers have confirmed that fetuses can get erections. So ladies, maybe that’s not a kick you’re feeling.

British scientists are now saying King Tut died in a chariot accident. Yeah, apparently he was texting.

The comedy segment bit was “Celebrity Survey”. It started out weak, but grew more entertaining as it went on:

Kevin Kline was the first couch guest. He is one of the stars of the film Last Vegas. The interview was good. Kevin was nice, mellow and told some amusing stories. I’m a big Kevin Kline fan, so I wish the interview had been a lot longer. He’s had a fascinating film career and could easily have entertained us with more tales from his past. He looked kinda tired, though, so the interview was probably long enough for him. Here’s a clip:

Brie Larson was the second couch guest. She’s in the new movie Short Term 12. The interview was ok. Brie was pleasant and friendly. There was absolutely nothing wrong with her, but at the same time I have to admit that I just didn’t find her all that interesting. Maybe it was the topics the chose to discuss. Here’s a clip:

King Krule was the musical guest. I really enjoyed their performance:

Fine show. I give it:

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– Woody

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