Conan Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:

A Christian college is suing the Obama administration over its healthcare law. Their citing the part in the Bible where Jesus refuses to heal a leaper because it’s a pre-existing condition.

Right here in Burbank they’ve installed the world’s first caviar vending machine. It’s all part of an initiative to cheer up Mitt Romney.

A new study reveals that, contrary to popular belief, sex with a pregnant woman will not induce labor. Damn. There goes my best pickup line.

A new study just came out. The average American now weighs 176 pounds. That may not sound too bad to you, but the study was conducted at elementary schools.

The comedy segment included Fan Corrections. It wasn’t one of their best ones, but it was still decently entertaining:

Kate Walsh was the first couch guest. She is one of the stars of Private Practice. The interview was good. Kate was pleasant and had a great sense of humor. Here’s part of the interview:

Billy Connolly was the second couch guest. He is a comedian and actor. The interview was terrific. Billy was hilarious and told some very amusing stories. Here’s the interview:

Wild Belle was the musical guest. I enjoyed their performance:

A pretty close to flawless show.  I give it:

– Woody

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