Jimmy Kimmel Live! Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

I have a question, and I want you to be honest with me. How many of you brought your in-laws here specifically so you could avoid talking to them for an hour? Blink twice if the answer is “yes.”

The first Thanksgiving feast, I don’t know if you know, took place in 1621 when Native Americans shared their food with Pilgrims who were starving. How much do you think they regret that decision now, huh? When in doubt, don’t feed white people.

Competitive shoppers know that Black Friday is only hours away. They call it “Black Friday” because that is the color of your soul after you trample an old lady for a waffle maker.


Tim Allen was the first couch guest. He stars on the television show Last Man Standing. The interview was good. Tim was pleasant and told some amusing stories. Here are the first two-thirds of the interview:

Manny Pacquiao was the second couch guest. He is a professional boxer. The interview was great. Manny was cool and had a good sense of humor. He looked a little nervous and out of his element, but Jimmy came through with some solid humor that helped Manny go the distance. He even participated in a fun spoof near the end of the segment. Here’s the interview:

Flo Rida was the musical guest. He gave a fine performance.

Entertaining show. I give it:

– Woody

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