Tonight Show Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Anti-American crowds have been protesting and burning American flags over that anti-Islamic film. And the US is now bracing for more protests next week when the film comes out on Blu-ray.

Well here’s a nice story: a homeless man passed out his resume on the LA freeway and got a job. That shows you how slow the traffic moves on the LA freeway.

According to Cosmo 30% of women say they have had an orgasm while lifting weights. Ladies, let me tell you something. If you’re having an orgasm while lifting weights your spotter is standing a little too close.

The comedy segment was Headlines. As usual with this segment there were some nuggets of entertaining. So if you have the time you could potential enjoy yourself:

Richard Gere was the first couch guest. He is in the new film Arbitrage. The interview was pretty decent. Richard was friendly, relaxed and told some interesting stories. Here’s the first part of the interview:

Anthony Robles was the second couch guest. His autobiography Unstoppable comes out later this month. The interview was very good. I was really impressed with how positive and pleasant Anthony was about everything.  He’s is a terrific inspiration. Here’s the interview:

Rascal Flatts was the musical guest. The were ok.

Fine show. I give it:

– Woody

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