Late Night Highlights

Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:

The president of Pepsi announced that he’s leaving the company after less than a year on the job. The company isn’t sure but they think he might have a Coke problem.

Tonight Britney Spears made her debut as a judge on the X Factor with Simon Cowell. Man, I can’t wait to see those tight outfits and low cut tops…and also whatever Britney Spears is wearing.

A man in Nevada was arrested for watching porn on a Southwest Airlines flight. Flight attendants were suspicious when he put up his tray table without using his hands.

The comedy segment was Late Night Audience Suggestion Box. Some of it was kinda goofy, and the rest was dumb. Here are some clips of the former:

Amy Adams was the first couch guest. She is in the new film The Master. The interview was fine, but not very exciting. Amy was pleasant and Jimmy was energetic, but they just never really got any momentum going. The interview isn’t worth watching.

David Gregory was the second couch guest. He is a journalist and the moderator of NBC’s Meet the Press. The interview really good, I just wish it had been a lot longer. I really enjoy when journalists come on late-night shows and share their opinions in a relaxed atmosphere It’s refreshing and interesting. Here’s the interview:

Rory McIlroy was the third couch guest. He is a professional golfer. The interview was almost as boring as golf itself. Rory may be a decent person around his friends, but he came off as kind of an arrogant jerk in this interview. I think this was the first time that I liked the fact that an interview was short.

Florence + The Machine was the musical guest. They were fantastic. What a voice:

Decent show. I give it:

– Woody

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