Here were my favorite monologue jokes from last night’s Conan:
In her speech last night First Lady Michelle Obama said her husband has dinner with her girls where they strategize about middle school relationships. Yeah, which explains why today the Pentagon ordered a drone strike on that lying bitch Ashley.
At this year’s Democratic convention 8% of the delegates are gay – a historic record. This will be the first time a presidential candidate will be nominated by a show of jazz hands.
Baskin Robbins introduced a new ice cream flavor called Ice Cream Nachos. Yeah, in case you’re wondering, they came up with the idea yesterday at 4:20.
The comedy segment was Conan’s Video Blog. It wasn’t entertaining.
Lauren Graham was the first couch guest. She’s on the show Parenthood. The interview was great. Lauren was a real joy. She was pleasant, funny, laughed a lot and told some amusing stories. It’s always nice when guests sincerely appear to be having a good time. Here are a couple of clips:
Rob Delaney was the second couch guest. He’s a comedian who was recently voted funniest person on Twitter. The interview was terrific. Rob was totally in the zone with his humor and storytelling. Everything that came out of his mouth was interesting and/or hilarious. I wish he could have been on longer; I honestly didn’t want him to stop talking. Here’s the majority of the interview:
Best Coast was the musical guest. They were ok.
Enjoyable show. I give it: